made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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