I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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