I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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