is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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