Your mouth is God's brothel.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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