It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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