am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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