I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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