is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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