...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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