Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
and she was petting her beer can
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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