what if every blade of grass was a penis?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
organizing the empties. That sober.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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