Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.