I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.