Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married