Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
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And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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