If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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