The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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