i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
is wine microwaveable?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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