now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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