Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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