We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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