dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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