Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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