scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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