David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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