And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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