btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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