Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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