Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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