Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I puked a lego.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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