I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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