I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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