im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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