Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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