You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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