she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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