Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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