It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Randomize
