I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
pray to the hookup gods
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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