If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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