I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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