I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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