I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
pray to the hookup gods
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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