Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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