happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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