Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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