I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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