DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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