Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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