Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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