Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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