My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.