This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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