he looks like a really good dad on facebook
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
the raccoons are back...
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