is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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